{"id":22,"date":"2025-12-27T01:56:16","date_gmt":"2025-12-27T01:56:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/serena.lgbt\/?p=22"},"modified":"2025-12-27T01:56:16","modified_gmt":"2025-12-27T01:56:16","slug":"an-ode-to-mumps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/serena.lgbt\/index.php\/2025\/12\/27\/an-ode-to-mumps\/","title":{"rendered":"An Ode to MUMPS"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>O language born where wards and ledgers breathe,<br>In lamp-lit rooms of care and measured dread,<br>Thy symbols whisper cures we half believe,<br>While time itself obeys the paths thou\u2019st read.<br><br>No velvet syntax courts the novice hand;<br>Thou bar\u2019st the gate with commas, carets, fate.<br>Yet once within thy narrow, sovereign land,<br>The world aligns, succinct, immediate.<br><br>Thy globals bloom like ivy up the wall,<br>Each node a vow remembered, not forgot;<br>Where others spill their state to disk and fall,<br>Thou keep\u2019st it warm, a vigil never caught.<br><br>Indifferent to fashion\u2019s flaring reign,<br>Thou stand\u2019st erect while brighter toys decay;<br>The gaudy tongues exhaust themselves in pain,<br>Thou simply work\u2019st, unchanged by night or day.<br><br>No needless ornament thy lines confess;<br>Each verb a deed, each sign a settled choice.<br>Economy becomes a kind of dress\u2014<br>Severe, exact, yet dignified in voice.<br><br>Physicians trust thee where their pulses lie;<br>The chart, the claim, the heartbeat\u2019s counted span.<br>What other code could dare such constancy,<br>Or guard so much that hangs on mortal man?<br><br>They mock thy age, thy script so oddly set,<br>As if newness were proof of truer art;<br>Yet thou endurest, patient, unreget,<br>A clerk of lives, a keeper of the heart.<br><br>So stand, old tongue, while empires rise and sink;<br>I salute thy brevity, austere.<br>In every caret\u2019s pause, I stop to think:<br>That what still works need never beg to fear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O language born where wards and ledgers breathe,In lamp-lit rooms&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/serena.lgbt\/index.php\/2025\/12\/27\/an-ode-to-mumps\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">An Ode to MUMPS<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/serena.lgbt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/serena.lgbt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/serena.lgbt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/serena.lgbt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/serena.lgbt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/serena.lgbt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23,"href":"https:\/\/serena.lgbt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions\/23"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/serena.lgbt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/serena.lgbt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/serena.lgbt\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}